Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...