What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...