Coat Hanger
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Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!