Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....