Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...