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A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
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How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
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Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
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