Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...