Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...