Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...