Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.