For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...