Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Chain Letter Type lI
Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really,...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...