Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...