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Classic Oxymoron
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If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Polish Medical Dictionary
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Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Outhouse On Quicksand?
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