Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...