What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
What causes people to have arthritis?
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Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...