The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.