Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
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Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.