Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...