Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.