Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...