Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...