Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!