Penis Tax
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Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
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Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
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No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Yo mama\’s so poor
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Does it hurt when you do this?
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