What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...