The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...