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How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Your New Year Resolution
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I only ordered a double
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Coffee Time
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A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
An American and an Irishman
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It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Outrageous lying
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