Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...