Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...