What is a grasshopper?
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Santa’s Wife
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Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...