Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...