NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...