Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Submarine humor and fun
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...