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When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
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Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
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First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
LICENSE TO STEAL
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