What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...