File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...