Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...