Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...