Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Car Acronyms
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