What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...