There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Part of the service
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Redneck Jedi
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Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
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Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....