I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!