Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...