Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...