HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...