The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...