The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...