If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...