Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...