Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...